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Topic added by McSneer
I was on the Nintendorks message board, and someone asked for a poem about heroes.
I hammered this out pretty quickly, so I thought I'd share it here.
It's called Poor Idiot Can't Even Make it On TV.
When asked my heroes, straight and true,
I fear that I can't answer you.
For such a veil lifted from my soul,
Would only reveal fears, strange and droll.
But if I must, I shall repent,
Of all the anguished time I've spent.
Laboriously calculating my mistake,
It goads me on, I fear I'll break.
It's all I ask, try not to stare,
I'm that guy who lost Who Wants to Be a Millionaire.
Perhaps I was foolish, it's not like you care,
But, Little Jack Horner ate black bird, I swear.
A nursery ryme took my money away,
And that little jerk Regis, oh, how he will pay...
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